i am phil

i’m a bird

i’m from maine

but i live in southern california for the weather

i’m a scorpio

my best friend was a dog, a welsh terrier, and he was perfect

his name was patty after a character in the cartoon Doug

he use to run my ig account

green is my favorite color

that’s why all the text is green

my favorite song is “me against the world,” by 2Pac

my favorite food is cacio e pepe

my favorite drink is root beer

i love central a/c

i hate people who slam doors

i worked as a claim’s adjuster for a little bit

i’m good at making biscuits

i’m bad at being nice to frogs (they’re just so smug)

i’m a great listener so if you ever want to tell me a secret i’m all ears

yes, birds have ears

this is a picture of me and patty on the beach

contact someone

want to know when i drop new art, want to tell me how cool i am, want me to promote your brand because i’m so cool, then contact my assistant, yup i’m a bird with an assistant